Technical Difficulties

We seem to be experiencing something weird because I can't read a word of Brendan's last blog and it's not because it's in webdings because I can actually read those.

To make matters worse, I've been watching a lot (the entire series) of Lost lately, so now whenever something strange happens in my daily life, I attribute it to the Island.

For instance, last week I was walking home from somewhere (I go places) and while staring down at my feet (my normal walking posture), I saw a brack (brick) in the ground that had the phrase "You ARE GOD" written on it. Now, normally, I would have chuckled at the statement, paying it no further mind. However, with all the Lost I've been watching, I began to grow paranoid that maybe I was some type of God (I'm still not sure, really. While I've yet to accomplish anything truly divine, I'm giving myself a one month buffer to figure my powers out. Check out Bruce Almighty for further information).

Also, I started taking a Western Philosophy course, and the professor said we would be studying the work of John Locke. John Locke, who is also a character on Lost. What the heck.

So listen, I'm going to go lock myself in my bedroom for the rest of the night until I'm sure nothing bad has happened to Brendan and in turn will then happen to me. If anyone can help me, give me a call.