Theft!

Someone stole the handlebars off my bike.

There are much more valuable things that could be stolen from a bike much more easily than handlebars. This person must have been unintelligent or they had a very limited assortment of tools available to them. My handlebars were only worth about $5, but I had just put new grips on there, and also my bell was stolen with the bars. Ultimately though, it was the inconvenience of the thing that really p'd me off.

I did not take a photo of the event but when I arrived on the scene it probably looked something like this:



and then this



That was a dumb joke.