This post isn't very funny, I'm sorry

While riding my bicycle through Center City yesterday, some reckless scrimbag from New Jersey decided that for whatever reason he didn't have to use his turn signal when turning his car. This forced me to perform a miraculous maneuver involving a bunny hop and a sick 180 in order to save my life. My beloved Klean Kanteen launched out of my bag, projectile style. It landed on the trolley tracks on 12th St. and almost got crushed by a car. It had some dents on it but seemed like it had survived. When I got home I realized it had a crack in it. RIP. You will be missed. Despite the fact that mine broke you should buy one of these, they're legit. Save money, save the planet, shit like that.